um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I am naked and annoyed.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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