Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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