found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
im drinking this country out of the recession.
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
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