just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
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