I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
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