Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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