i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
did i walk over a car last night?
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I booty called her while she was in labor.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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