Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
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