I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
Randomize
