So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
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