Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
Randomize
