You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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