Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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