First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
