STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
Randomize