I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
i think i scared a bird with my dick
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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