I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
You need a sexual gate keeper
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
Randomize
