At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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