google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Actions speak louder than pants.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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