Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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