Grow some girl-balls and come out already
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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