youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
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