When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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