I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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