Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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