and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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