I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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