so that wasnt chicken after all
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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