it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Damn victory sex feels great
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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