why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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