Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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