I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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