Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
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