Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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