I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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