You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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