I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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