you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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