Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
wow bdsm is so cute
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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