drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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