Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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