What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
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