Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
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