Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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