Just mADE A PArabola og urine
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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