We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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