a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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