just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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