areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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