Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
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