I would go down on you faster than GM stock
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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