I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
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