(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
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